THOUGHT OF THE DAY!

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

I hope these made you not only think, but laugh a little too.

Have a great day!!!

Thought Of The Day!!!

This was sent to me today, and it made me laugh.... hope it does the same for you.

Today's stress buster for those if you all stressed.

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me..

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the TV when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea ', which was just water.

After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea , because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up..

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. :)

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?

Photo Hunt

PHOTO HUNT: Yellow

Who knew a Dandelion could be so beautiful.

WORD OF THE DAY

TEXTOLOGY:
Do to our lazy nature, we have as Americans come up with ways to text in shorthand. Thz is so fny, bcoz if u dnt knw u r OOTL. LOL!!!
So next time you are texting use shorthand and see if the person you are texting is into the new lingo. Have fun my texters!!!!

OOTL:
Out of the loop

DLS:
Dirty Little Secret

LOL:
Laugh Out Loud

LMAO:
Laughing my a*s off

ROFLMAO:
rolling on floor laughin my a*s off

OMG:
Oh My God!!!

2morro:
tomorrow

2nite:
tonite

B4:
before

TTYL:
Talk to you later

bcoz:
Because

H&K:
Hugs and Kisses

HAGD:
Have a good day

HAGN:
Have a good nite

GJ:
Good Job

TY:
Thank You

WLCM:
Welcome

YW:
Your Welcome

IDK:
I don't know

IDC:
I don't care

HTH:
Hope this (that) Helps

HAGD HTH U N Txtn :)

WORD OF THE DAY

Old Man and the Dr. Office

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,

and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong --

and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist

who insists you tell her what is wrong with you

in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this,

and I love the way this old guy handled it:

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room

and approached the desk.

The receptionist said, "Yes, sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?"

He replied, "There's something wrong with my dick."

The receptionist became irritated and said,

"You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong, and I told you.

"The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.

You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

"You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone," the man said.

Then he walked out and waited several minutes before re-entering.

The receptionist smiled smugly and said, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear."

The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled,

knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it."

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

SCRIPTURE

PLEASE WATCH!!!!

This was sent to me and I am sharing this with all of you. It touched my soul, and I hope it touches you as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEfJpJ1lhQc

Photo Hunt

My baby girl... even holding her up didn't make her tall enough poor thing!!!

My children love to go and visit the Neal Armstrong Air and Space Center. My son not only wants to go to space, but also wants to be President. Maybe he'll be the first President of the United States of Space LOL!!!

POEM

I said 'God it hurts'

And God said 'I Know'

I said 'God I cry a lot'

And God said 'That's why I gave you tears'

I said 'God I get so depressed'

And God said 'That why I gave you sunshine'

I said 'God I don't feel I can go on'

And God Said ' I will carry you through'

I said 'God I feel Alone'

And God said 'That's why I gave you loved ones'

I said 'God my loved ones are so far away'

And God said 'I watched mine nailed to the cross'

I said 'God Where are they?'

And God said 'Mine is on my right and yours is in the light.

I said 'God it hurts'

And God said 'I know'